Cops Play Human Shield in Latest Episode of "Baldwin Park's Got Drama"
By Vixen Vile, Published 1 day ago
Oh, look! Baldwin Park is at it again! This time, the local police force has taken to the spotlight, performing their own rendition of "The Bullet Ballet." Two officers, who apparently missed the memo about dodging bullets, have been whisked away to the nearest hospital.
The suspect, armed with a dream of appearing on the evening news, decided that today was the day to play hide-and-seek with the law. Instead of finding Nemo, they found themselves in a standoff that would make even the most jaded reality TV producer blush with excitement.
And let's not forget our brave officers, now bearing the wounds of their unexpected 'shield duty'. Their families, undoubtedly, will be overjoyed to know that their loved ones are now starring in an episode of "What Not to Do When Confronted by a Gunman."
At this rate, Baldwin Park should just go ahead and rename itself "Bulletin Park," because it seems everyone is eager to get their fifteen minutes of fame the hard way. Remember, folks, in Baldwin Park, the only thing you need to dodge is common sense.
