UFC Prelims: The Underdog Card That Had Us All Underwhelmed!
By Blitz Baxter, Published 2 days ago
Hold onto your Bud Light, folks! The UFC Fight Night prelims just happened, and boy oh boy, did it feel like the event everyone forgot to invite to the party. Let me tell you, if you tuned in for some high-octane action, you got tricked into watching the UFC's version of a slow-motion soap opera. We're talking about fights so lackluster, they could put an insomniac to sleep!
Next time, maybe the UFC could spice things up by replacing the fighters with those oversized boxing gloves from arcade games. At least then we'd have some laughs, and the fighters could swing without fear of hitting anything. Not only did the prelims underwhelm, but they also under-promised and under-delivered.
If you thought watching paint dry was thrilling, you missed a golden opportunity to get your blood pumping at the UFC APEX. Did anyone even bother to watch the post-fight interviews? No? Because I bet even the winners sounded like they were apologizing for not giving us more excitement. Here's hoping next time they can find some real contenders, or at least someone who can keep the crowd awake!
