Oh, what a shocker! China actually not playing fair in trade, says our dear leader.
By Vixen Vile, Published 1 day ago
And here I thought the world was a fairytale land where everyone played by the rules, and no one would dare cross the benevolent Trump. But alas, in a plot twist that rivals any soap opera, it turns out China, gasp, didn't adhere to a trade agreement. How dare they!
I mean, who could have predicted that China, the land of knock-offs and those little trinkets that fall apart after a week, would actually "totally violate" a trade deal? It's like watching a toddler promise not to eat the cookie jar's contents, only to find their sticky fingers all over the icing later.
And, oh, the stock market! Trembling like a chihuahua in a thunderstorm, slightly dipping because our fearless leader decided to let his fingers do the talking again. Who needs a stable economy when we have Twitter updates, right? Next, we'll probably see stocks plummet because someone looked at Trump the wrong way at a press conference.
