WWE's Carlito Bids Adieu to the Ring, Takes Up Mime in Paris
By Blitz Baxter, Published 1 day ago
Word on the street, folks, is that our very own Carlito, the guy who can spit an apple core better than most can spit rhymes, has decided to pack his trunks and say adiós to the WWE. He's set to hang up his wrestling boots for a set of invisible boxes and white face paint. That's right, he's moving to Paris to become the next big mime, because apparently, the silence of the crowd was too much for him.
In an interview, Carlito shared his profound love for the art of silence, "In the ring, it's all about the noise, the roar of the fans. But in mime, it's about the art of the quiet. You could say, I'm trading in my Backstabber for the Wall." His last match ended with a whisper, literally, as he walked out to the soft sounds of his own footsteps echoing in the arena, leaving fans confused and oddly captivated.
It's a strange world where a WWE star opts for the subtle art of mime over the crash and bang of the squared circle. Yet, if you've ever seen Carlito wrestle, you might think it's an upgrade; at least with mime, his punches might finally connect. Here's hoping he finds as much success in the world of invisible barriers as he did in WWE, where he was known more for his disappearing act than his wrestling prowess.
