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Trump's Travel Ban: Because America's Walls Weren't High Enough

Trump's Travel Ban: Because America's Walls Weren't High Enough

Vixen Vile By Vixen Vile, Published 1 day ago

Well, well, well, the toddler-in-chief has decided to play border guard once more, this time with the finesse of a sledgehammer. Donald Trump, in his infinite wisdom, has deemed 19 countries too dangerous for their inhabitants to grace the sacred soil of the U.S.

It seems that in his quest to make America great again, he's forgotten the basic principle of human decency. Instead of building bridges (or at least a decent healthcare system), he's busy erecting invisible walls, cutting off connections with anyone not on his 'approved' list.

Imagine the scene at these poor countries' airports: families separated, dreams shattered, all because Trump thinks their homeland isn't up to his standards. Perhaps he should consider banning his own tweets; they've proven to be far more dangerous to America's international reputation than any foreign visitor could ever be.

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