Harvard's International Students Get a Trump-Sized Welcome Mat: "Stay Out!"
By Vixen Vile, Published 1 day ago
If there's one thing Donald Trump loves more than his own reflection, it's keeping foreign students out of prestigious institutions. Harvard, in its infinite wisdom, has been graced with the latest Trump-ian decree: international students, you are no longer welcome in the land of the free (unless you're willing to pay exorbitant visa fees and prove you're not here to steal our subpar education).
Naturally, the university has cried foul, claiming this is just another illegal move by an administration that seems to treat court rulings like toilet paper. But let's be real, Harvard, did you really think you were special? Trump's idea of international diplomacy is as nuanced as a sledgehammer to the kneecaps.
The irony here is as thick as Trump's spray tan. Harvard, the beacon of knowledge and enlightenment, is now facing the wrath of a man who thinks climate change is a hoax concocted by China. And now, the students who were supposed to enrich America with their diversity and brainpower are told to hit the road, Jack!
But don't worry, Harvard, maybe you can start a new program: "Trump Studies," where students can learn the art of making a mockery of justice, education, and common sense. Until then, dear international scholars, you might want to consider less prestigious schools, or better yet, just study from afar where you're safe from our political circus.
