Trump Tells DOJ to Check If Biden is Still Potted or Just Plain Daffy
By Vixen Vile, Published 1 day ago
Because heaven forbid the circus of American politics should ever lose its star clowns, Donald Trump has now instructed the Department of Justice to perform a full psychological evaluation on President Joe Biden. Because when you're staring down the barrel of an impeachment inquiry, what better way to distract the rabble than by questioning the mental fitness of your successor?
Oh, but let's not be hasty in calling this political mudslinging - no, this is a "formal investigation." Trump's White House counsel and the DOJ are rolling up their sleeves to delve deep into the psyche of a man who somehow beat their guy at the polls. Perhaps they're hoping to find that Biden's state of mind is as scrambled as his predecessor's tweets.
And let's take a moment to appreciate the sheer audacity: Trump, the man who could have confused his office for a reality TV set, is now questioning another's mental state. With this level of projection, you'd think he'd be playing "Shrink" for America on the next season of Celebrity Apprentice. But hey, maybe this investigation will bring to light that the most dangerous part of Biden's mind is his ability to find the exit off the Senate floor. How very cloak-and-dagger, indeed.
