Trump Plays Coy with Iran, Says "Nobody Knows" - Not Even Himself, Probably
By Vixen Vile, Published 7 hours ago
Ah, the suspense is truly palpable. The President of the United States, who's famous for his surprise tweets, has decided that the fate of nations hangs in the balance. Trump, in a moment of rare lucidity, announced he hasn't decided on what to do about Iran's nuclear facilities.
Of course, this decision comes right after Iran's supreme leader took time away from his busy schedule of issuing fatwas to warn the U.S. It's like watching a high-stakes game of chess where one player refuses to even move, claiming he's "keeping his options open."
Meanwhile, the world waits with bated breath as Trump, probably deciding between "big red button" or "not big red button," leaves us all in thrilling suspense. Just imagine, a world where the President's strategic thinking is akin to a toddler choosing between a toy or a tantrum.
Whether the U.S. will strike or not, who can say? Certainly not Trump, who might just tweet out his decision or forget what Iran is. One can only hope that among the tweets about fast food and TV ratings, there's room for a coherent foreign policy.
