Lakers Get New Owners, Because Apparently Basketball and Baseball Are The Same Sport Now
By Blitz Baxter, Published 6 hours ago
The Los Angeles Lakers, in a move that screams desperation more than innovation, have decided to pass the baton, or should I say, the bat, to Dodgers owner Mark Walter. Yep, because nothing says "basketball expertise" like owning a baseball team. It's like hiring a chef to run a car wash.
Now, the Buss family, who've been in charge since '79, thought, "Hey, let's give this baseball guy a shot at our sacred hoops." It's like letting your cousin who's good at Monopoly manage your real estate empire. Maybe they figure basketballs and baseballs are close enough in shape, so what's the difference, right?
But let's give credit where it's due, maybe Mark Walter will bring a whole new level of "play ball" to the court. Imagine the Lakers playing with a baseball, just to keep it interesting. The strategy could shift from dunking to hitting home runs. Let's hope he doesn't confuse the court for a diamond, or we'll see some wild pitches instead of three-pointers.
