Lakers Sale: Buss Family Finally Gets Rid of the Team Like a Bad Blind Date
By Blitz Baxter, Published 7 hours ago
Move over, sports fans, because in a stunning turn of events, the Buss family has decided to offload the Lakers faster than LeBron James can flop to the floor for a foul call. They've found their white knight in Mark Walter, who apparently couldn't resist the urge to throw down ten billion dollars for what can only be described as basketball's equivalent of a fixer-upper.
If you think about it, this deal is like trading in your beat-up Honda for a brand-new Ferrari, but you're also getting the Ferrari's annoying ex-owner in the bargain. The Buss family, tired of the Lakers' recent performance, probably sees this as a golden ticket out of their personal soap opera, complete with its own set of drama and disappointment.
And let's not forget, the Dodgers, under Walter's ownership, have shown they can turn things around, but really, Lakers fans? Are you ready for your team to be run like a baseball franchise? Because if baseball games are any indication, we might be looking at a lot of players standing around, waiting for something to happen. So here's to hoping that Walter's Midas touch can turn purple and gold into something more than just a nostalgic dream.
