Supreme Court: Because Trans Kids Need More Hate, Not Hormones
By Vixen Vile, Published 6 hours ago
The Supreme Court, in an act of magnanimous wisdom, has decided that trans kids need more hate, not hormones. In a stunning display of modern jurisprudence, the justices have ruled in favor of Tennessee's ban on gender-affirming care for trans minors.
This decision, undoubtedly fueled by deep understanding and compassion, ensures that transgender youth can now freely explore their identities in environments rife with hostility and misunderstanding. Because who needs a safe space to transition when you can have a good old-fashioned dose of public scorn?
Imagine, for a moment, the sheer joy of conservative lawmakers as they celebrate this victory. They must be toasting to the sound of trans kids' cries, clinking glasses to the rhythm of self-harm statistics skyrocketing. But hey, at least they're preserving the sanctity of traditional gender norms, right?
In the end, this ruling not only bolsters efforts to target transgender rights but also sends a clear message: if you're trans, stay in the closet or face the wrath of the judiciary. A true beacon of progress for the 21st century, indeed.
