US Bombs Iranian Nukes, World Closer to Nuclear Beach Party
By Vixen Vile, Published 3 hours ago
Oh, how delightful! The United States has decided to play global whack-a-mole with Iran's nuclear ambitions, striking three sites as if they were pinatas at a party. The Fordo nuclear site, now more akin to the Forbidden Zone from Planet of the Apes, has been given a new, rather explosive, makeover.
One can only imagine the glee in Washington as they watch the fireworks, probably thinking, "Let's make the world a safer place by turning the Middle East into a minefield." It's not like we needed peace or anything. The beauty of this new diplomatic strategy is it's so loud, it makes peace talks utterly unnecessary.
And let's not forget the charm of Iran's response, acknowledging the attack like a grumpy old man admitting his favorite vase got smashed. "Oh, so you bombed our nuclear site? I suppose you think that was clever," they probably muttered through gritted teeth while sipping on some tea. Clearly, we're on the brink of a nuclear beach party, folks. Bring your sunscreen; it's going to be hot.
