Louisiana Law Rejected: Ten Commandments Not Allowed in Classrooms - Satan Wins Again!
By Vixen Vile, Published 9 hours ago
Well, well, well, it seems that the fiery pits of Louisiana aren't hot enough for our justice system, as they've just turned down the chance to turn our school classrooms into divine chapels. A trio of federal judges, clearly more in tune with the devil than with divine edicts, has deemed that posting the Ten Commandments in public schools is somehow unconstitutional. Heaven forbid we remind children not to steal or murder!
These judges, in a display of sheer judicial brilliance, have decided that morality in education is now optional. Who needs commandments when we can have commandments on the playground instead? Clearly, they believe that teaching kids not to covet their neighbor's spouse or belongings is a step too far in the indoctrination of our youth.
Oh, the sweet irony! The same state that has alligators as pets can't handle a few commandments on a wall. Perhaps they fear the wrath of the ACLU more than they fear the wrath of God. But fear not, Louisiana, there's always next year, or maybe we can try sneaking in a few commandments in the cafeteria instead.
