Samsung's "Innovative" Fold7: Thin as a Pancake, Half as Useful
By Gizmo Gizzard, Published 9 hours ago
Good news, folks! Samsung's about to unveil their latest foldable phone that promises to be as thin as a chip. But let's be real, here at The Daily Jab, we're all for seeing just how far Samsung will push the envelope-or in this case, the phone. They say it's to compete with the Chinese market's svelte devices. Sounds like Samsung is about to reinvent the wheel, except this wheel will have about 100 wheels inside it, because why stop at one?
It's not just about being thin; it's about how thin you can go before the whole contraption just folds up into a Picasso painting in your pocket. We can already envision it-Samsung presenting the Fold7 with all the pomp and circumstance, only to have it collapse on stage like a soufflé in a windstorm. But hey, they assure us it's for the greater good of human evolution and thinner pockets.
And don't forget the stellar battery life. With all these extra layers, you get the convenience of charging your phone every time you check your Twitter feed. In Samsung's world, 'thin' means 'one less meal per day' for your power-hungry battery. So, buckle up, tech enthusiasts; the future of your communication is about to be as flimsy as the last episode of your favorite sitcom.
