Mother Nature Throws a Tantrum, Kills Three, Just to Prove a Point
By Cynic Cosmo Creed, Published 4 hours ago
In what could only be described as a temper tantrum from a deity with too much power and not enough therapy, a tiny hamlet in North Dakota got more than just its share of weather. Instead of sending a light breeze or a sprinkle, Mother Earth decided to unleash a tornado, because clearly, subtlety is overrated when you're an omnipotent force.
This whirlwind of destruction took out a regional airport, because apparently, even the clouds wanted to join in on the anti-aviation sentiment. Three locals, caught in the storm's fury, were not just late for their appointments; they'll never make them now. Their only crime? Being in a place where nature decided to have a hissy fit.
Now, the survivors are left to pick up the pieces, literally and metaphorically. They'll tell their grandkids about the day when the sky became a giant, angry blender, and how they managed to dodge becoming ingredients. Meanwhile, the insurance adjusters are probably scratching their heads, wondering if "acts of a capricious deity" are covered under standard policies.
