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Senate's Big Beautiful Bill: A Financial Feast for the Rich!

Senate's Big Beautiful Bill: A Financial Feast for the Rich!

Vixen Vile By Vixen Vile, Published 11 hours ago

The Senate, in a stunning display of sheer audacity, has passed what they fondly refer to as a "big beautiful" bill. This piece of legislative artistry isn't just a document; it's a veritable buffet for the wealthy, crafted with the finesse of a five-star chef, but served with the sincerity of a snake oil salesman.

Imagine, if you will, a world where your tax dollars are now gourmet meals for the elite, garnished with loopholes and served on a platter of corporate tax cuts. The middle class? Oh, they get the scraps, the leftovers that can barely be called a meal, while the rich feast on the prime cuts of tax relief.

But fear not, dear reader, for the bill promises "economic growth." Yes, that's right, because nothing says prosperity like making the rich richer and hoping the crumbs trickle down to the rest. It's like giving a billionaire a yacht and expecting them to share their life jackets with the sinking masses. What a time to be alive, where financial inequality is not just accepted, but celebrated with legislative pomp and circumstance.

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