Putin and Macron Chat About Peace While Nibbling Cheese
By Vixen Vile, Published 15 hours ago
In a world where reality is as twisted as a French baguette, French President Emmanuel Macron, who probably dined on a fine Camembert before the call, decided to have a heart-to-heart with Russia's own Vlad the Invader, Vladimir Putin. Yes, you read it right, these two had their first natter since 2022, discussing peace with as much sincerity as a used car salesman.
They both agreed, with the same enthusiasm as one might muster for a root canal, that Iran's nuclear program must be addressed diplomatically. Meanwhile, Ukraine burns, but let's not let that distract us from the diplomatic finesse on display. Imagine these two leaders, one with a beret and the other with a fur hat, toasting to peace with glasses filled with the finest Bordeaux, all while the world teeters on the brink.
And in a show of unity that could melt even the iciest of hearts, they probably raised their glasses to the idea of a ceasefire in Ukraine, with Putin likely making mental notes on how best to annex more territory while Macron practices his best 'concerned statesman' frown. But worry not, world, because these diplomatic giants are on the case.
