Trump Plays Middle East Peacemaker, Miraculously Cures Gaza's Woes with a Ceasefire Deal
By Vixen Vile, Published 21 hours ago
Is this the dawn of a new era where Donald Trump, the architect of chaos, now brings order to the Middle East? The man who can't keep his own house in order has somehow brokered a ceasefire in Gaza. Israel has apparently agreed to a 60-day ceasefire, and Trump's now nudging Hamas to play nice.
Oh, the irony! The same Trump who's famous for his Twitter tantrums is now a diplomat, suggesting that if Hamas accepts, he might even throw in a couple of Big Macs for good measure. This is the same guy who, until now, thought the Middle East was just the name of a new Trump Tower in Dubai.
What's next? Trump negotiating peace between the Hatfields and the McCoys? Maybe he'll use his skills to settle that age-old debate over pineapple on pizza. But let's not get ahead of ourselves; this ceasefire might just be Trump's latest reality TV stunt, designed to boost his ratings before the election. One can only wonder how long it'll take for this 'peace' to collapse into shambles.
