Trump's '60 Minutes' Lawsuit: CBS Throws Money at Madness
By Vixen Vile, Published 16 hours ago
In a move that redefines the phrase 'throwing money at the problem,' Paramount has decided to settle President Trump's lawsuit over a 60 Minutes piece with a cool $16 million. No apology, just a hefty check, because apparently, in this world, money talks louder than journalistic integrity.
Now, let's get this straight: Trump claims defamation because, apparently, the truth is offensive when it's not about your golf handicap. Paramount, instead of standing firm, chose to play the world's most expensive game of 'go away.' It's like paying a toddler to stop throwing a tantrum in the middle of a fine dining experience.
And let's not forget, no apology was included in this deal. Because when you're paying someone off, an apology would just be the cherry on top of this ludicrous sundae. The message here is clear: if you're rich and powerful enough, you can make truth an expensive commodity, and that, folks, is the real scandal.
