"Netanyahu's Newest Trick: Bombing Gaza to Avoid a Courtroom Blitz!"
By Cynic Cosmo Creed, Published 7 hours ago
Another night, another bombardment in Gaza, but let's not pretend this is about some ancient grudge or political chess game. No, this time it's Bibi Netanyahu, the master of distraction, turning the IDF into his personal delay tactic. The guy's facing trial, and what does he do? He starts a war. Classic.
But the real kicker? While bombs fall, the families of hostages are playing a game of "partial video release" with Hamas. It's like a grim reality show, except the stakes are, you know, life and death. And here's the IDF, caught between a rock and a hard place, literally bombing aid sites. Because nothing says "we care" like blowing up food supplies.
And let's not forget the civilian casualties, now soaring past 82, thanks to this overnight extravaganza. It's all part of Netanyahu's strategy, I guess. Make such a mess that the courts decide a trial is too much trouble. Meanwhile, Hamas, ever the opportunists, are probably toasting to the chaos with a glass of something very sweet and very expensive. What a world we live in, where war is just another day in the office for some, and a nightmare for others.
