Russian "Peace" Drones Gift Kharkiv with Unintended Joyride
By Cynic Cosmo Creed, Published 7 hours ago
In a grand display of neighborly love, Russia's latest drone and missile attack on Kharkiv was a smashing hit-quite literally, smashing into the lives of the city's residents. They've managed to turn a routine Tuesday into a festive occasion where three unlucky locals got the ultimate surprise: an express ticket out of this chaotic world.
Nothing says "I care" like a barrage of drones and missiles, aiming to foster peace through the age-old strategy of blowing things up. Sure, 21 people got a bit too close to the action, but hey, what's a little collateral damage between friends? This is Russia's unique way of saying, "You're on our minds."
And let's not overlook the efficiency; why waste time with diplomatic talks when you can send a clear, explosive message? The world watches in awe as Kharkiv gets its unsolicited makeover, courtesy of Moscow's most explosive delivery service. Who needs construction crews when you have a military-grade drone?
