Trump's Tariffs Tougher than His Hair, Apparently Stuck with Us Forever
By Vixen Vile, Published 1 day ago
Oh, what a delightful time to be alive! The court has ruled against His Highness's tariffs, but lo and behold, his cronies are digging in their heels. Yes, dear readers, the Trump Tariffs are here to stay, like a bad rash you can't quite shake. Imagine, if you will, a world where legal rulings are mere suggestions, and executive whimsy reigns supreme.
Trump's aides, bless their misguided souls, insist that these tariffs are as immovable as their leader's hairstyle. They've declared that even a court ruling won't make them budge. It's like watching a toddler refuse to eat his vegetables, only instead of a nutritious dinner, we're dealing with international trade policy.
Now, one might wonder, what does this mean for our economy? Well, it means we're in for a ride on the Trump Tariff Rollercoaster. Fasten your seatbelts, folks, because we're not just hitting bumps; we're about to go off the rails entirely. But fear not, for in the world of Trump's cronies, logic and reason are mere casualties in the war against common sense.
In the end, we're left with a spectacle so absurd it could only be written by a satirist like yours truly. Trump's tariffs, a testament to stubbornness, will linger like the stench of his cologne, proving once again that in this administration, rules are for other people.
