FEMA's New Boss Thinks Hurricanes are Just Nature's Seasonal Pranks
By Vixen Vile, Published 1 day ago
Look, folks, we all have those moments where we forget our keys or the name of our dearly beloved spouse. But forget hurricanes during hurricane season? That's just rich! David Richardson, FEMA's acting chief, apparently found himself in a category five storm of ignorance at a recent staff meeting. He asked, with all the sincerity of a toddler eating dirt, if there was really such a thing as a "hurricane season" in the U.S.
Two poor, bewildered staff members were caught between laughter and looking for the hidden cameras. Was this some new, twisted form of performance art or was our esteemed leader just testing out comedic material for his next gig on open mic night?
Now, FEMA has come to his rescue, claiming this was all just a high-latitude jest. Apparently, Richardson thought he was channeling his inner Dave Chappelle at a disaster management seminar. The real disaster? The erosion of public trust in those whose job it is to prepare for actual disasters. Here's to hoping his next faux pas involves mistaking a tornado drill for a dance party.
