Trump's Ego Parade Makes DC Traffic Even More Nightmarish
By Vixen Vile, Published 15 hours ago
Oh, grab your popcorn and your tear gas masks, folks, because our self-proclaimed Commander-in-Chief has outdone himself. Yes, Donald Trump, the man who single-handedly made America's allies question our sanity, decided to throw himself a military parade that makes Kim Jong-un look like he's hosting a birthday party for toddlers.
Starting from the White House, the parade was a spectacle of tanks, missiles, and what can only be described as Trump's personal tribute to the world's most insecure dictators. The Mall was turned into a military runway, showcasing enough firepower to make one wonder if the President was compensating for something-or everything.
The event, billed as a celebration of the armed services' 250th anniversary, was more like Trump's love letter to himself. With every marching band, he could barely contain his glee, as if each drumbeat was an affirmation of his greatness. Meanwhile, DC residents, trapped in traffic, could only watch their sanity and patience march away with the troops.
