Gunfire at Peaceful March: Salt Lake City's Newest Tourist Attraction
By Vixen Vile, Published 12 hours ago
Oh, Salt Lake City, you've done it again! Instead of just offering scenic views and questionable gelatin salads, you've spiced things up with a shooting spree during what was supposed to be a peaceful march. The marchers, expecting to voice their opinions, got more than they bargained for - a real-life reenactment of the Wild West, complete with a live arrest and someone being whisked away in an ambulance.
The police, in their infinite wisdom, managed to arrest one individual - likely the least guilty, given our track record with these things. It's almost like they followed the script: "See someone running? Cuff 'em!" Meanwhile, the other participant in this impromptu shoot-out was critically injured. You'd think in a city named after salt, they'd have the common decency to serve you injuries on a silver platter, not lead.
Imagine, you travel to Salt Lake City for a serene getaway, only to find yourself ducking behind a statue of Brigham Young, wondering if you've stumbled into a gang initiation instead of a protest. Truly, the city has embraced its new role as the "Shoot 'Em Up" capital of Utah, where the only thing you're guaranteed to march to is the beat of gunfire.
