First Dreamliner Crash: Turns Out 'Dream' Was Just an Expensive Nap
By Cynic Cosmo Creed, Published 1 day ago
Another day, another Boeing Dreamliner, but this time it took a nose-dive into the real world with fiery consequences. Yes, folks, Air India's pride and joy, flying from Ahmedabad to London, chose to make the ultimate exit-becoming less of a plane and more of a bonfire over the Indian countryside.
Eyewitness accounts describe a 'beautiful' arc of flames painting the sky, as if the pilot was doing some impromptu pyrotechnics for an audience of bewildered villagers. Turns out, 'dream' was code for 'expensive nap' that nobody woke up from. Imagine boarding expecting a nice long snooze to a better world, only to find yourself achieving that goal in the most literal sense.
Families now mourning their loss, but hey, at least they're not complaining about leg room anymore, right? In a world where planes crash like they're made of paper, it's refreshing to see one made of metal actually live up to the expectation. Maybe next time, Air India could try flying their planes and not just their reputation into the ground.
