Air India's Latest Inflight Movie: 'Planes, Trains, and Automotive Disasters'
By Cynic Cosmo Creed, Published 1 day ago
Ah, the skies just got a tad bit more entertaining, didn't they? Air India, not content with just serving you lukewarm curries at 30,000 feet, decided to spice things up by turning a routine flight into an episode of 'Survivor: Jet Edition.'
So, there we were, minding our own business, trying to survive the existential dread that is air travel, when Air India thought, "Why not add some flair? Let's make the black box the only thing that survives!" And survive it did, but the passengers? Well, they're now starring in a tragic indie film called 'Crash and Burn.'
And let's talk about the investigation, shall we? Because when a plane decides to emulate a meteor and have a fiery impact with terra firma, you know the inquiry is going to be as thorough as a TSA pat-down. They found the black boxes, which is great, because what's a plane crash without a surprise unboxing? Maybe it'll reveal the secrets to better in-flight Wi-Fi. Or maybe, just maybe, it'll tell us if the pilot had the "I'm not paid enough for this" look before the whole thing went south.
