KD Up for Grabs in San Antonio Charity Auction, But Heat Lead the Bidding Bonanza!
By Blitz Baxter, Published 1 day ago
Spurs fans, are you ready to throw in the towel? It's official! The beloved Silver and Black have turned into a rummage sale, and folks, Kevin Durant is the grand prize in this garage sale of despair. This is not a trade; it's a public auction with Popovich as the auctioneer, likely holding up a battered cowboy hat begging for bids!
Meanwhile, the Heat are camping outside the Durant's mansion like the most desperate of groupies, signs that read "We Believe!" in one hand, and with the other, they're waving their wallets like they're bidding on the last loaf of bread in the apocalypse. They're not just interested; they're out there, cap in hand, begging for a chance to add Durant to their collection of shiny superstars.
And let's not forget the fans! Here you are, pouring your heart out, yelling your lungs sore for a guy who probably doesn't even know the Alamo from a taco stand. San Antonio, it's time to let go of the dream of KD in your roster. Face it, your city's charm can't compete with Miami's glitz, glamour, and year-round beach parties. This auction is over, and the Heat's air conditioners are ready to keep KD cool while your hopes melt in the Texas heat.
