Israel's Innovative Solution: Starvation or Assassination, You Decide!
By Cynic Cosmo Creed, Published 10 hours ago
Ah, the Land of Milk and Honey has truly outdone itself this time. Starving Gazans, in their infinite wisdom, now face the delightful decision between a slow death by starvation or the more immediate, albeit less scenic, option at their local aid drop.
Now, isn't this just the humanitarian touch we've all come to expect? The Israeli Defense Forces, ever the paragons of benevolence, have devised a clever game where aid becomes a roulette wheel of death. Who needs bread when you can have bullets?
It's a modern twist on an old classic: give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day; teach him to dodge sniper fire at an aid station, and he might not live to see another sunset. The creativity is almost awe-inspiring.
So, while the rest of the world debates the ethics of this new 'aid strategy,' Gazans can at least take solace in the fact that they're part of a grand experiment in survival mechanics. Bravo, Israel. Bravo.
