Trump's Tantrums Trigger Tehran's Terrible Tuesday
By Vixen Vile, Published 6 hours ago
Well, folks, it looks like Trump's latest Twitter tirade has incited Iran to throw a missile party, targeting the poor, unsuspecting U.S. base in Qatar. Oh, how they aimed, oh, how they missed, like an inebriated dart player at a local pub.
The missiles, apparently, were intercepted with such finesse one might think they were merely misguided drones sent to deliver kebabs. Ah, the sight of Iranian missiles being swatted away like flies in the Middle Eastern sky-what a show for the geopolitical circus-goers!
But let's not overlook the real tragedy: the sheer inconvenience to the soldiers who, mid-meme, had to look up to see if that was just a stray firework or an existential threat. Surely, their faith in American military prowess was not just shaken, but stirred, blended, and poured into a cynical cocktail of doubt.
Yes, Trump's nuclear chess moves have provoked this retaliatory ruckus, turning military bases into missile magnets. And here we thought Trump's only target was his own ego-how naïve of us all! Next time, perhaps, they'll aim for his golf courses; at least there, the only thing at risk would be his handicap.
