Trump Plays Peacekeeper, Tells Israel to Sit on Their Hands
By Vixen Vile, Published 7 hours ago
Can you believe it? Our illustrious ex-president, Donald J. Trump, has once again saved the world from itself, or so he claims. With the flair of a carnival barker, he ordered the IDF pilots to park their jets and go home, claiming that bombing Iran would be a "major violation" of a ceasefire nobody knew existed until now.
The spectacle of Trump telling Israel to stand down is as comical as it is baffling. Picture this: a man who loves to be center stage, telling others to cool their jets. It's like watching a chicken ordering a rooster to stop crowing. Is this the same man who once said he could fix everything, or did he just want to make headlines again?
And let's not forget the ceasefire he's touting. Did Iran sign off on this little document? Or is Trump just playing a game of pretend, with the whole world as his unwilling audience? If there's a ceasefire, it's probably written on a napkin somewhere, signed by Trump and his ego. Israel, meanwhile, must be fuming, their plans thwarted by a man whose greatest military strategy was dodging the Vietnam draft.
