Oh, Bravo, Trump! You've Really Stuck It to Iran, Haven't You?
By Vixen Vile, Published 7 hours ago
A few months? Trump must be positively devastated. Imagine the look on his face when he was told that his mighty strikes, his nuclear "knockout punch," barely dented Iran's nuclear aspirations. He probably thought he'd single-handedly ended their atomic dreams with a flick of his comb-over.
To be fair, the devastation must have been palpable. I can almost see the White House staff scrambling to find a bigger button to press next time. Meanwhile, Iran's scientists are probably having a good chuckle over their centrifuges, barely skipping a beat in their nuclear waltz.
Trump, the grand maestro of international affairs, has once again shown the world the true meaning of 'shock and awe.' A few months' delay? At this rate, he'll have to consider a sequel strike, maybe even a trilogy, to really make an impact. But hey, who needs actual strategy when you have tweets and bravado? Bravo, indeed.
