BREAKING: Electrical Snafu Turns Final Exams into Final Farewells in Bangui
By Cynic Cosmo Creed, Published 3 hours ago
Let's throw a parade for the fine folks at the Central African Republic's electrical grid. They've turned the humdrum task of sitting final exams into an adrenaline-pumping explosion of chaos, literally. In a twist only a dark comedy could love, twenty-nine students got more than they bargained for while scribbling answers. Their academic aspirations went up in smoke, alongside their mortal coils.
The irony drips heavier than a faucet with a bad washer. Here you have kids, probably sweating over geography or history, when history decides to rewrite itself with a sudden, explosive surprise. Bet they were thinking about how to escape the stifling classroom heat, not their final exit from this mortal coil. Talk about an unanticipated pop quiz on the fragility of life.
Now, as the smoke clears and the dust settles, the city of Bangui finds itself with an unenviable world record: most explosive final exams ever. Parents, mourning their lost children, might take solace in the fact that their kids won't have to face the harsh world of adulthood. I mean, they've already faced something far more electrifying. But let's not dwell on the negatives. This incident might just spark (pun intended) some much-needed electrical upgrades. Or at least, a safer venue for next year's exams.
