Prince Peeping Tom in Trouble: Is Norway's Royalty a Breeding Ground for Bedlam?
By Vixen Vile, Published 5 hours ago
Ah, the house of horrors that is Norway's royal family has once again graced us with another charming tale of debauchery and despair. This time, it's Marius Borg Høiby, the spawn of Crown Princess Mette-Marit, who's been playing a rather kinky game of hide and seek with the law. The police, likely thinking they signed up for more skiing and salmon than sexual escapades, have now dug up a "double-digit" number of alleged victims. One must wonder if the palace has a secret wing dedicated to consoling the emotionally shattered.
The scandal sends ripples through the royal corridors, where even the portraits seem to whisper about the latest black sheep. Perhaps Marius took the "prince" title a bit too literally, thinking it meant he could plunder like a Viking of yore. His antics have now turned the Crown Princess's tiara into a crown of thorns, as she must now navigate through the muck of her son's alleged misdeeds. The scandal has certainly added a new, unwanted chapter to the family's already colorful history.
As the nation holds its breath, one can almost hear the icy winds of justice sweeping through Norway, a bit too late perhaps, but better late than never. One shudders to think what sort of regal revelations might be next in this ongoing saga of the damned. Will Marius don the cap of shame or will the palace find a way to polish this tarnished tiara? Only time, and the courts, will tell. Meanwhile, one can't help but ask, is it time for the royal family to step down from their high horse and onto the treadmill of accountability?
