ICE Detains Toddlers in New Reality Show: "Arrested Development"
By Vixen Vile, Published 6 hours ago
In the latest episode of America's not-so-favorite reality show, a migrant family has decided to sue over their luxurious stay at a Texas immigration detention center. Yes, you heard right, folks. They're challenging the Trump administration's policy of turning courtrooms into toddler playpens, all in the name of national security.
These tiny terrorists, barely out of diapers, are now causing a legal ruckus. Imagine the scene: crayons down, sippy cups aside, as the brave ICE agents swoop in to arrest these pint-sized perpetrators. The audacity of these mini-migrants to challenge their right to play jail!
But let's be real, suing the government for enforcing laws? It's like giving a gold star to a kid for asking to go to the bathroom. Next, they'll demand organic baby food and Disney channel. This isn't just a lawsuit; it's an outright mockery of our fine justice system, all courtesy of some ankle-biters with their parents' audacity.
