Trump Unleashes Legal Hellhounds on CNN and NYT: Can Truth Survive?
By Vixen Vile, Published 4 hours ago
Oh, grab your popcorn and sit down, this is better than a bad soap opera. President Trump, in a fit of petulant rage, has apparently decided that truth, like his hair, is a pesky nuisance to be tamed. He's now siccing his legal lapdogs on CNN and the New York Times, demanding they retract their accurate reports on Iran.
I mean, who needs pesky facts when you have presidential tantrums? Retractions for reporting the truth? Next, he'll sue the sun for setting too early. But let's not give him any ideas. These outlets should brace themselves for a storm of lawsuits that will make a hurricane look like a gentle summer breeze.
In this alternate reality, truth is apparently optional, like wearing socks with sandals. The White House seems to be running on the fumes of what Trump believes is his reality. This legal assault on journalism might just push us into a new era where news is whatever the President deems it to be. So, journalists, start polishing those gavels, because it seems like the court of public opinion just got a new judge: His Royal Tweetness.
