Birthright Battle Royale: SCOTUS Throws Immigrants a Bone, But It's Just a Choke Chain
By Vixen Vile, Published 7 hours ago
Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to receive birthrights! In a display of sheer audacity, the Supreme Court has decided to play God with the fate of immigrants, because apparently, we didn't have enough chaos in our lives.
Imagine, if you will, the scene in the courtroom. Robed justices, not unlike the grim reapers of legal dreams, declare that federal courts can no longer wave their magical wands to grant universal injunctions. It's like telling a kid they can't have candy because it's bad for their teeth, but then offering them a lollipop as consolation.
And what's the response from our valiant immigrant rights groups? They've tossed together a class action lawsuit faster than you can say "American Dream." It's as if they've been sitting on the sidelines, knitting their legal sweaters, just waiting for the SCOTUS to give them an excuse to storm the castle. The battle lines are drawn, the stage is set, and the only thing missing is the popcorn.
