Norway's "Prince Charming" Trades in Fairy Tale for Nightmarish Assault Allegations
By Vixen Vile, Published 4 hours ago
In a kingdom where fjords are as deep as the public's disappointment, Prince Charming's son, who we'll call Prince Creep, has been charged with rape and sexual assault. A prince, a predator! It's like a plot twist in the royal soap opera no one asked for.
The so-called heir to the throne has gone from sipping champagne to sipping through a straw for his mugshot. This royal debacle involves not just one, not two, but a "double-digit" number of alleged victims. Did he think he was collecting trophies?
Whispers of his charming antics have turned into a cacophony of cries for justice. Now, as he stands accused, one wonders if his royal charm was actually a calculated act of manipulation. From royal balls to jail cells, this prince's story has taken a turn for the grotesque. And who knows, maybe he'll find his real princess in prison.
