Pentagon's Newest Spokesperson: A MAGA Parrot in Press Corps Clothing?
By Vixen Vile, Published 2 days ago
Oh, the travesty! The Pentagon's very own MAGA mouthpiece has been unceremoniously plucked from her perch at One America News Network. Gabrielle Cuccia, the self-proclaimed "MAGA girl," has been sacked, leaving the Pentagon without its usual dose of partisan propaganda.
Apparently, Cuccia couldn't keep her MAGA feathers under wraps, tweeting her love for Trump louder than a bald eagle on steroids. This, of course, was too much for the network that usually thrives on controversy like a vulture on roadkill. But it seems even they have a limit-imagine that, a line drawn in the sand that even OAN won't cross.
Now, the Pentagon, that bastion of unbiased reporting, must find a new voice. Will they manage to find someone who can parrot the party line with the same fervor? Or will this scandal-ridden saga continue to unfold like a poorly written soap opera? One thing's for sure: without Cuccia's melodramatic MAGA monologues, the press briefings just won't be the same.
