Trump Declares Tax Cuts Will Make America Great on July 4th - Again, Apparently
By Vixen Vile, Published 1 day ago
Oh, what a glorious day for America! Not since the founding fathers penned the Declaration of Independence has our nation's capital been this excited. President Trump has generously decided that, for our Independence Day gift, we should unwrap a "big, beautiful" tax bill. Forget fireworks; the real spectacle will be watching senators 'dig in' to whatever mess of tax cuts and spending reductions Trump is concocting.
In his infinite wisdom, the President believes this financial fiesta will make America great again, again. It's like he's the magician of the White House, pulling tax relief from a hat, except this trick involves a saw and your wallet might be the one getting cut in half. Can't you feel the excitement? It's as if the Founding Fathers are rolling in their graves, cheering on this modern-day miracle of fiscal policy.
And let's not forget the menacing undercurrent of this grand gesture. Senators are digging in, not just to understand the bill, but to ensure they get their piece of the pie before the whole thing goes kaboom. It's a battle royale in the Capitol, with every politician vying for the biggest slice of what's left of your hard-earned cash. Independence Day indeed - independence from your money, courtesy of Uncle Sam's nephews and nieces in Congress.
