Dutch PM Now Caretaker, Because Apparently, No One Else Can Handle the Job
By Vixen Vile, Published 2 days ago
Imagine a nation so desperate that they hand the keys to their kingdom to a mere caretaker. Yes, the Dutch Prime Minister has been thrust into the role, not because he's been elected or anything as mundane as that, but because Geert Wilders, the man who dreams of a Netherlands with fewer neighbors, has decided to play political musical chairs. And guess who's left without a seat?
Wilders, known for his love of strict immigration policies and an aversion to coalition politics, has decided to throw his toys out of the pram. This isn't just political drama; it's political melodrama. Now, our dear caretaker PM is left to tidy up this mess, ensuring the government doesn't collapse into a heap of ideological rubble.
Let's hope the caretaker doesn't start bringing in cats to deal with the political rats that have overrun the place. But given how things are going, perhaps we should just prepare for the inevitable. New elections? Oh, please, like that'll fix anything. The Dutch will probably just vote for another caretaker to manage the perpetual caretaker situation. And thus, the cycle of political absurdity continues.
