Judge Orders Trump's El Salvador "Vacation" Plan to Include Inmate Challenge Hotline
By Vixen Vile, Published 1 day ago
In a twist that's sure to be less enjoyable than a Coney Island hot dog in July, a federal judge has decided that sending migrants to El Salvador must now come with a chance for them to challenge their luxurious "vacation" package.
Of course, it's not enough that these lucky travelers get to experience the cultural richness of an El Salvadoran prison. No, they must also be given the opportunity to argue why their all-inclusive stay isn't quite up to the standards of, say, Club Fed. Imagine the scene, the migrants, fresh off their harrowing journey, now given the privilege to use a flimsy phone card to call and complain about their accommodations.
And let's not overlook the logistics! The prison staff will now need to double as travel agents, handling complaints with the same care and attention usually reserved for lost luggage claims. It's a humanitarian crisis... of paperwork and phone etiquette.
One can only wonder, will the judge next order room service for the cells or maybe suggest that the prison's barbed wire be replaced with something more "guest-friendly," like a white picket fence? After all, why not make the detainees feel at home, right down to the last barbed wire?
