Air India's Latest Frequent Flyer Program: The "No Return" Upgrade
By Cynic Cosmo Creed, Published 1 day ago
Ah, Air India, the airline that really gets you where you're going... or rather, where you're not coming back from. Their new "No Return" upgrade is apparently so exclusive, even the plane itself didn't make the cut.
The flight from Ahmedabad to London Gatwick was a one-way ticket to oblivion, ensuring passengers not only missed their connections but also their next lives entirely. Air India's commitment to punctuality is so severe, it makes sure you're never late for your grave.
In a twisted turn of events, this tragedy has sparked a macabre new marketing campaign. "Why book a return when you can have a one-way to your final destination?" they quip, as they are probably planning a funeral service package with their in-flight catering menu next.
All in all, Air India has made headlines, but this time, it's not for their delectable in-flight samosas or the complimentary puke bags. They've redefined what it means to go "down" for landing.
