Trump's Birthday Bash: Tanks, Parades, and the Million-Person "No Kings" Party
By Vixen Vile, Published 19 hours ago
Listen, folks, as Washington DC transforms into a grotesque display of Trump's ego parade, complete with tanks, soldiers, and enough stars and stripes to make Betsy Ross weep. His birthday gift to the world? A militaristic spectacle to celebrate himself, while the streets fill with protesters chanting "No Kings."
Ah, yes, because nothing says 'Happy Birthday' quite like a military parade, right? It's like Kim Jong-un, but with less hair and more fast food chains. The streets aren't just lined with tanks; they're positively swarming with dissenters ready to remind him he's no monarch. And let's not forget the irony of a man who dodged the draft now playing general.
As the tanks rumble down the avenues, the real parade isn't the one with Trump's name plastered all over it. No, it's the sea of humanity, the 'No Kings' brigade, turning his birthday into a mock coronation with a million-person protest. Here's hoping someone reminds him that in America, we don't bow; we boo. Happy birthday, Mr. President - enjoy your parade while the people give you the true American birthday salute.
