Trump's Ego Bigger Than California, Appeals Court Decides
By Vixen Vile, Published 1 day ago
In a display of power that would make even the most despotic of tyrants blush, President Donald Trump has managed to keep his grubby mitts on California's National Guard, thanks to a federal appeals court. Clearly, the court recognizes that Trump's need for self-aggrandizement and control surpasses any state's sovereignty. After all, who needs states' rights when you've got Trump's rights?
The ruling was likely influenced by Trump's notorious charm offensive, which includes tweet storms and name-calling. It's almost as if the judges were too scared to face the wrath of Trump's Twitter finger. One can only imagine the threats of being called 'failing' or 'low-energy' that might have swayed their decision.
Imagine, if you will, the scene: Trump, surrounded by his loyal sycophants, gloating over his latest victory. His ego, already inflated to zeppelin proportions, now engulfs the entire state of California. Who knew one man's vanity could overshadow an entire state's military might?
But let's not forget, this is all for our 'safety', they say. Because nothing says 'protect and serve' like keeping military forces under the command of a reality TV star turned world leader. Here's hoping California doesn't need to defend itself from anything more menacing than a poorly timed tweet in the near future.
