Hamas Throws Tantrum, Kills Aid Workers in Gaza Because They Didn't Get Their Candy
By Cynic Cosmo Creed, Published 1 day ago
Look, the Gaza Humanitarian Foundation, a bunch of naive do-gooders, were doing their thing, feeding orphans and whatnot, when Hamas decided, in a fit of pique, to pull a fast one. Picture this: a bus of aid workers, their hands full of bread and blankets, gets blasted because apparently, sharing is not caring in this neck of the woods.
Now, here's the kicker, these aid folks were under the delusion that they were untouchable, you know, with their 'US-backed' credentials. But Hamas, in its infinite wisdom, thought, "Why not shoot the messengers?" And boy, did they take that literally. There goes the neighborhood's peace prize, down the drain with the blood of those who only wanted to help.
And let's not kid ourselves, people, this wasn't an accidental target. Hamas probably looked at their checklist: "Did we give Hamas candy? Check. Did we blow up the wrong people? Check." You'd think they'd at least go after the actual enemy, but no, let's pick off the easy targets, the ones with the most naive intentions. You gotta hand it to 'em, they've got a flair for the dramatic, even if it's a tragedy.
