Trump's House of Horror Votes to Rob the Poor to Pay... Themselves?
By Vixen Vile, Published 1 day ago
Oh, how the mighty have fallen! In a spectacle straight out of a budget B-movie, the Republican-led House has decided that foreign aid, NPR, and PBS are the culprits for America's financial woes. Because, you know, it's not like there are any other areas where our tax dollars vanish into the ether of waste and corruption. Oh no, let's just yank the funding from those bleeding hearts and pocket the change for a rainy day.
Now, let's delve into this masterclass of fiscal responsibility. The House, with a razor-thin margin, decided that these programs are where the real savings lie. Not in the military's budget, mind you, nor in those secret slush funds that seem to grow every time a congressman sneezes. No, it's the poor, the artists, and the international do-gooders who are to blame for our national debt.
But what will this achieve? Will it stop the tide of endless wars or reduce the deficit? Of course not. Instead, expect to see more reality TV replacing your beloved PBS specials. And those foreign aid dollars? They'll probably end up funding another tax cut for the wealthy. So, as the world burns, at least we can comfort ourselves with the knowledge that our pockets are... slightly less empty? Bravo, House Republicans, bravo. You've truly outdone yourselves this time.
