Trump's NATO Summit: Where 'T' Stands for 'Titanic Ego'
By Vixen Vile, Published 8 hours ago
Oh, how the mighty have fallen-or in this case, how the 31 nations have bowed down. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, it's the NATO summit, but let's not kid ourselves, it's really the Trump Show. As our fearless leader prepares to grace us with his presence in The Hague, one thing is clear: he's not there to discuss defense spending, but rather, how many nations can pay homage to him in a single day.
The air is thick with the scent of desperation as countries scramble to meet their 2% GDP defense spending target. But why? To appease the orange deity whose attention span barely outlasts a tweet? Trump's demands are clear: more money, less whining, and a red carpet that stretches from Brussels to The Hague, just to massage his delicate ego.
One can almost picture the scene: world leaders, heads bowed, offering their latest military tech as tribute. Meanwhile, Trump, in his infinite wisdom, judges which nation gets a pat on the back or a tweet of disdain. And let's not forget the real winner here: NATO's coffee fund, because surely it will take an entire plantation to keep the leaders caffeinated enough to deal with our dear leader's antics.
