Guatemala and Honduras: Now Official Dumping Grounds for U.S. Rejects
By Vixen Vile, Published 7 hours ago
Ah, the joy of being a Central American nation these days. In a move that can only be described as the geopolitical equivalent of a sibling saying, "You take the garbage out," the U.S. has struck gold-or rather, Guatemala and Honduras. These once proud countries are now official garbage disposal units for asylum-seekers, because why deal with your own mess when you can just export it?
Forget about the concept of sovereignty or self-determination. These nations, already grappling with their own economic crises and corruption, have now been designated as the compassionate overflow tanks for the U.S. immigration system. It's like asking your neighbor to house your extra pets because your house has hit capacity, except instead of pets, we're talking about human beings fleeing for their lives.
And let's not forget the thrilling opportunity for these countries to showcase their hospitality, right? Because who wouldn't want to add a few more starving, desperate souls to their unemployment lines? Surely, this will work out just as smoothly as a greased pig at a county fair. Welcome to the new world order, where the U.S. says, "Here, you take 'em," and everyone else just nods because what else can they do?
