Cuomo Clings to NYC Mayoral Ballot Like a Desperate Ex-Girlfriend at the Prom
By Vixen Vile, Published 5 hours ago
What does it take to keep a man down? Apparently, more than the collective will of New Yorkers, because here comes Andrew Cuomo, the undead political corpse that just won't stay buried. Despite his earlier concession to Zohran Mamdani in the Democratic primary, Cuomo has decided to haunt the general election ballot like a ghost that won't accept its own demise.
Oh, how we yearn for the days when political losses were accepted with some semblance of dignity, but no, Cuomo's ego is apparently still writing checks his political career can't cash. He's not just refusing to concede; he's actively plotting a return, much like a soap opera character thought dead who turns up alive in a season finale.
His contingency plans? More like contingency tantrums. Cuomo's insistence on staying on the ballot is less about challenging Mamdani or Adams and more about proving he's the political equivalent of that one person who insists on being the center of attention, even at a funeral. Here's to hoping the voters of NYC show him the door, again, with an even more resounding "Goodbye, Andrew!" this November.
